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From Merriam-Webster.

Despiteful

Pronunciation: di-‘spIt-f&l

Function: adjective

: expressing malice or hate

–de·spite·ful·ly /-f&-lE/ adverb

–de·spite·ful·ness noun

Despite that…most things, really.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

Although Austria lost all of its coasts after the end of World War I and the dissolution of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, the Austrian Coast Guard still exists to pay retirement benefits to its remaining veterans.

Dieses ist keine Seegeschichte, Kameraden.

JSC is a big place. The incident took place far from my building.

Be well.

If you’re a US citizen like me, and I know I am, your taxes are due on Tuesday. We’ve been given a two day extension because April 15, the usual due date, falls on a Sunday and Monday is Emancipation Day in Our Nation’s Capital. EYE-ROW-KNEE!

Minister of Finance: Something must be done! War would mean a prohibitive increase in our taxes.
Chicolini: Hey, I got an uncle lives in Taxes.
Minister of Finance: No, I’m talking about taxes – money, dollars.
Chicolini: “Dollahs!” There’s-a where my uncle lives! “Dollahs”, Taxes!
Duck Soup

While we’re on the subject of punishment, April 22 is Pagemas. And you’re still not worthy.

Continuing with the punishing motif, M@®k’$ Blog is up at Blogspot. He’s got an unhealthy fascination with puppets. No wait…that’s me.

I wanted to get a writ of habeas corpus, but I should have gotten a-rid of you instead.

"Knowing is half the battle. A lot of grievous bodily harm is the other."

(Insert rimshot here.)

Hoppy (sic) Easter!

Watch out for zombies.