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Monday, October 29, 2007

Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated?

When Mala Fide dotcom got blogified last year’s All Hallow’s story wasn’t reposted. The story was to be rewritten it because it didn’t turn out the way I wanted. I’d been inspired by the couple of J-horror films that I’d seen and was going for that effect. It wasn’t rewritten ‘cos I’m lazy. We’ll count it as a miss.

It’s been retroactively posted.

And there’ll be no spooky story this year. ‘Cos I’m lazy.

Damn, I’m really lazy.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Thursday, October 25, 2007

If I Had Done It

Pit bulls kill miniature horse given to child with cancer

This is an overly complex murder plot. If I were the pit bulls I’d just bite Li’l Trigger. Cancer takes too damned long.

Hi-yo, Sliver!

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

That’s what I’ve been saying

I heard "Combating the Tyranny of the Positive Attitude" on NPR yesterday.

Sounds familiar, don’t it?

(Insert rimshot here.)

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, October 22, 2007

Formosan Venom

From Wikiquote's Latin Phrases.

Uxor formosa et vinum sunt dulcia venena. – "Beautiful women and wine are sweet venom."

Damn, I’m lazy.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, October 15, 2007

Coming clean

From Wikipedia's List of Greek Phrases.

Εὕρηκα! (HeurÄ“ka!) – "I have found it!"Archimedes .

I thought it meant “Hand me a towel”.

posted by latiolais at 0800  

Monday, October 8, 2007

Condescension and Equality

The drive-through barista who served my Sunday mocha called me “sunshine”. Unfortunately there was a police car in line ahead of me and the orbital laser is a stone bitch to warm up.

"I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."

W.C. Fields

Yeah. I got your sunshine, kitten.

posted by latiolais at 0800  
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