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It’s a vast bipartisan conspiracy.

They’re organic.

It’s only an associate degree.

Guess I picked the wrong day to kick needle drugs.

Tiger’s always been my role model.

Two words. Sudden-death overtime.

I am the captain of my fate, but it hit an iceberg.

I’m being treated for MMORPG dependency.

It was the Splenda™ talking.

It’s in the Rules of Acquisition.

I made a pact with Pat Robertson and now I’m paying for it.

The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.

Concurrent with the IAU’s redesignation of Pluto as a dwarf planet, Disney dropped Pluto the Pup from its stable of characters in order to end the “If Pluto’s a dog, what is Goofy?” problem.

Of course, there’s still the whole “Why is an anthropomorphic dog dating a gynomorphic cow?” thing.

Mala Fide dotcom is recommending Humanist Charities Haiti Earthquake Relief Fund.

No deal with the devil is required.

The American Dialect Society has voted on the word of the year for 2009. The winner is "tweet".

tweet, noun, a short message sent via the Twitter.com service, and verb, the act of sending such a message.

It’s the 21st century version of “a little bird told me”.

The word of the decade is "google".

google, verb meaning "to search the Internet". Generic form of the trademarked "Google", the world’s dominant Internet search engine.

It’s the 21st century version of “smurf”.

The most useful word of the year is "fail".

fail, noun or interjection used when something is egregiously unsuccessful. Usually written as "FAIL!"

I really don’t have to explain this, do I? Not to you anyway.

I tried to google all of my tweets and ended up giving my PC avian flu. FAIL!

Poll closes 10 JAN 2010 at 6PM US CST.

Bonne Année!