The Unfact™ is, to the best of our knowledge, completely false and unsupportable. We are not responsible for any consequences that are bound to occur if you are silly enough to believe it.
Luge is the only Olympic sport to be declared, albeit briefly, a crime against humanity.
What? Too soon?
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Joyeux Mardi Gras!

Send me a picture of your boobs and I’ll send you a picture of a throw.
Pervert? I never even touched her vert!
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Don’t stop!
Always moving forward.
We’ll get you there sooner.
Unexpected progress.
萬歳突撃!
Never yield.
Surging forward.
Toyota recall.
虎! 虎! 虎!
There’s no stopping us now.
Toyota? I hardly know her!
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Please disregard all italicized text.
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