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Monday, May 31, 2010


In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

Lt.-Col. John McCrae (1872 – 1918)


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Monday, May 24, 2010


May 25 is Towel Day and Geek Pride Day. They’re on the same day? Choquant, non?

Towel Day

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Towel.

Geek Pride Day

Your geek rights and responsibilities are enumerated here.

To monument the geek exacta, I’ve designed this towel:


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You’re welcome.

May the For(ty-two)ce be with you.

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Monday, May 17, 2010


Hey, Moe!

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May 20 is Everybody Draw Mohammed Day. Allah has not blessed me with skill of pen, so I’ve photoshopped this image of Moehoward, peace be upon him, at the Ka’ba in Islamic green. Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck.

I am now qualified for damnation in all Abrahamic faiths. Is there a badge for that?

أنا هنا اصدار فتوى ضد نفسي.

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Monday, May 10, 2010

Because I’ve already used "pernicious"

From Merriam-Webster.


Pronunciation: \ˈbān-fəl\

Function: adjective

Date: 1579

1: productive of destruction or woe : seriously harmful <a baneful influence>

2: archaic : poisonous

synonyms: pernicious

bane·ful·ly \-fə-lē\ adverb

Just put my picture next to it.

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Monday, May 3, 2010

Whole lotta shakin’…

From Wikipedia's List of Greek Phrases.

Δῶς μοι πᾶ στῶ καὶ τὰν γᾶν κινάσω. (Dōs moi pā stō, kai tan gān kināsō.) – "Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth." Attributed to Archimedes.

The Boobquake continues.

Archimedes could work a tank top.

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