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From Wikipedia's List of Greek Phrases.

ἀεὶ Λιβύη φέρει τι κακόν. (Aeì Libýē phérei ti kakón.) – "Libya always bears something evil." Aristotle, Historia Animalium.

Αυτό ήταν εύκολο.

Soothsayer: Beware the ides of March.

Caesar: What man is that?

Brutus: A soothsayer bids you beware the ides of March.

Did he even read the script?

Most of the USA and its colonies in the United Confederation of Canadas switched to Daylight Saving (IT’S SINGULAR, DAMN IT!) Time on Sunday and will remain there until November. Two-thirds of the year on DST is excessive, if for no other reason than the fact that I haven’t used up all the daylight I saved last year.

Jinkies. I forgot the stinger.

Joyeux Mardi Gras!

Last year’s offer stands: send me a picture of your boobs and I’ll send you a picture of a throw.

I’ll throw you somethin’, dahlin’.

Résumé

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smell awful;
You might as well live.

Dorothy Parker

Hello, cru-el world!