A few career options for me to consider if I’m ever well enough to work again.
High-energy prop comic.
"Hey! Lookit this!"
Wal-Mart greeter.
"Welcome to hell, you cheap-ass redneck!"
Coffee shop secret shopper.
"You’re going down, you patchouli drenched hipster!"
Maybe not…
Whaddya think, sirs?
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Joyeux Pagemas!

Her Divine Bettiness
(April 22, 1923 – December 11, 2008)
YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!
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“The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.” – John Maynard Keynes
"Hey, I got an uncle lives in Taxes."
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Here are a few palindromes that I came up with at least independently, if not originally.
Gods rot cod, doctor’s dog!
Emit no radar on time.
Swen on snow won. S’no news.
Otto!
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Still sick, but I’ll try this blogging thing again. No point in suffering alone.
By the way, your shoe is untied.
Poisson d’avril!
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