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A few career options for me to consider if I’m ever well enough to work again.

High-energy prop comic.
"Hey! Lookit this!"

Wal-Mart greeter.
"Welcome to hell, you cheap-ass redneck!"

Coffee shop secret shopper.
"You’re going down, you patchouli drenched hipster!"

Maybe not…

Whaddya think, sirs?

Joyeux Pagemas!

Her Divine Bettiness
(April 22, 1923 – December 11, 2008)

YOU ARE NOT WORTHY!

“The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.” – John Maynard Keynes

"Hey, I got an uncle lives in Taxes."

Here are a few palindromes that I came up with at least independently, if not originally.

Gods rot cod, doctor’s dog!

Emit no radar on time.

Swen on snow won. S’no news.

Otto!

Still sick, but I’ll try this blogging thing again. No point in suffering alone.

By the way, your shoe is untied.

Poisson d’avril!