Excuses, excuses…
They were dead when I got here.
Brain freeze.
I cleared it with my lawyer.
What is truth?
FEMA!
Two words. Emergency Economic Stabilization.
You’re not seeing the big picture.
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
I misplaced my moral compass.
I’m the anti-Santa.
Somebody had to.
Here’s a link to an excuse generator: http://www.getodd.com/fun/fexcuse/fexcuse.html
Here’s one I got for the question, “Why is your project not done?”
“I lost my round-2-it”